• Sat. Jun 19th, 2021

Sienna Miller Has Offered A Glimpse Into Her Living Room And We Have Questions

We’re so thrilled to see that Sienna Miller’s latest role is causing award buzz. The actress first arrived on the scene through roles in Layer Cake and Alfie, and ever since then has proven that she is hugely talented. Did you see Factory Girl? The Edge Of Love? American Woman? Sienna Miller is truly gifted, but has never managed to convince those in charge of handing out little gold men.

a woman smiling for the camera: Sienna Miller

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Sienna Miller

This time, though, she might be getting their attention thanks to her work in Wander Darkly, in which she stars alongside Diego Luna. This week, she attended a virtual screening of the film at the AFI Film Festival from the comfort of her living room. But while we wait to see Wander Darkly ourselves, and begin our own personal ‘Give Sienna Miller An Oscar!’ campaign, we can’t help but pore over this rare glimpse into her interior decoration. With a mere square to deal with, we had to get into the detail, and we have a few questions.

Sienna Miller smiling for the camera

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What is she wearing?

Honestly how does this woman seem so effortlessly stylish? She’s just wearing a white blouse, a few nice bits of gold jewellery, complemented by her perfect blonde hair. But it’s the perfect, clean Zoom look and we are scouring the web for that medallion.

Why is everything grey?

Honestly, everything is grey! The curtains. The walls. The throw on the left of the image. The sofas seem off-white – aka, light grey. The only colours are provided by the blue cushion and red throw on the sofa on the right, and they are pretty muted tones. Clearly Sienna favours a tranquil, calm living space, perhaps influenced by her former stepmother, interior design legend Kelly Hoppen.

What is the ladder for?

So, we’ve thought about this very carefully and the ladder on the right – grey, obviously – would logically help Sienna reach the books on the high shelves on the left. She is, after all, 5 foot 5, so would need a little lift. But why put the ladder so far away? She must have to shift it across the room every time she wants to pick up a book. It doesn’t seem an effective use of her energy to us. And we’re very worried about the artwork it’s propped up against.

What is that curtain all about?

Is Sienna the Wizard of Oz? A leader who appears to her fans only from behind a curtain? As you can see, the room is divided by a high grey (of course it’s grey) curtain that hides, what? A dressing room? A gym?

Obviously it’s quite a clever way of dividing one large room into two smaller, cosier spaces, but we’re still tantalised by the idea.

Maybe one day we’ll see the kitchen. In the meantime, give Sienna Miller an Oscar!

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